corn face

Someone whose face looks like it has been hit with a backpack full of books at high speed, thus welting with lacerations and appearing like kernels of corn.

Blaine: Snap, that bitch is hot!
Nigel: What the hell are you talking about, she is a damn corn face?!

by LaVarious.com July 22, 2005

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Corn Face

A face someone can make by placing both of their hands on a slant with the palms on either side of there chin. It makes you look like you are a corn husk.

Dylan: CORN! (places hands on face)
Tori: awww your corn face is so cute
Dylan: Thanks now you try!
Tori: CORN! (does hand motion)
Dylan: Now we are to corn husks in love

by ChancePaige February 4, 2014

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face corn

The peaces left over from one's exploded face, preferably by large explosion or shotgun blast.

That guy just shoot me in the face and my face corn is now lying on the ground.

by Travesty of Justice April 19, 2009

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Something to say when someone is being rude or putting something in your face, and you want them to back off. Or when someone is coming on too strong with their attitude. Comes from the movie Nacho Libre starring Jack Black when his friend offers him a Corn-on-a-stick.

Hey buddy, check out this stupid thing on my phone...

Get that corn out of my face!

by Pendenga December 1, 2010

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