copped it 

Slang for the awkward British goof; See Richard Madeley, Alan Partridge and Boris Johnson for examples

Answering to a delicate situation which needs tact: "I probably would have copped it."

copped it by Belacqua September 1, 2017

Copped it without vass. 

Yes, you guessed it, another Rugby League saying: When one has been wronged in the extreme. The copped it is a shortened version of being on the end of an anal intrussion. The vass, is an abreviated word for vasoline, the lubricant that you wish the person who wronged you would provide.

a. After careful consideration we are going to give the role of national sales director to Nathan.

b. But I've been here 18 years! Nathan has only been here 18 weeks! I've copped it without vass.

or.
How do you reckon The Eels will go in the grand final?

I reckon they will cop it without vass.

Copped it without vass. by Jango Fett October 8, 2009

Cooped It

to fuck something up so bad that only the word "coop" is eligible to describe the magnitude of how bad that person fucked up.

Tony: "Dude how could you possibly pass up that 3-some??"
Cooper: "I didn't pass it up, dude."
Tony: "Then, what happened?"
Cooper: "I got too excited and shit in my pants."
Tony: "WOW. You really cooped it."
Cooper: "I know. I'm a fag."

Cooped It by the jakester wink October 21, 2009

couped it 

Not finishing the last few mouthfuls of beer in your can or bottle.

There is still beer in this bottle....he couped it!

couped it by LaneysMa April 11, 2007