Cokie's Law 

The axiom that says the press can't pass judgment about anything once it's "out there," regardless of whether or not what's "out there" is true.

Whether the V.P. candidate had sex with a couch or not, Cokie's Law requires the Sunday shows to treat it as fact.

Cokie's Law by Moribund B. Houseplant July 25, 2024

Cope Slope 

The correct term for a ski jump on aircraft carriers. Used by has-been navies that can’t afford catapults (see Admiral Kuznetsov). Bri’ish “people” citation needed will insist that they’re actually called “champ ramps”. Ignore them.

The Admiral Kuznetsov is fitted with a cope slope

Cope Slope by Most credible defender March 12, 2022

Cope Syndrome

The uncontrollable urge and action to kiss multiple members of the opposite sex in a short time period.

Yo, that girl Sarah over there has Cope Syndrome.

Cope Syndrome by Seero July 18, 2013

Cokie Smurf 

Wonderful and lovely person who just happens to have a coke habit and smurfish qualities

Abi is such a Cokie Smurf its jebbs

Cokie Smurf by Special K Spacewalks June 3, 2009

Cope Seethe Mald 

Often used to make fun of someone for a issue usually in a game and almost always relating to skill. Although it is mostly used ironically.

Joe: "My grandmother just died"
Hector: "Cope Seethe Mald"

Cope Seethe Mald by ComradeRadio December 21, 2021

Coopie sandwich

When two females and a male have a loving meaningful and intimate relationship together as a hole, while the males sole intention is to comfort and satisfy both emotionally and physically both females throughout their relationship .

John , Jade and Jennifer are enjoying their coopie sandwich together and are obviously happy.

Coopie sandwich by Snugglepus October 27, 2020

Cobie Smulders 

A Canadian actress best known for playing 'Robin Scherbatsky' on the hit CBS show 'how i met your mother' and also for her role of 'Maria Hill' in the 'Marvel' 2012 film: The Avengers (USA)/Avengers Assemble (UK). Born 03/04/1982 she is married to 'Saturday Night Live's' Tarran Killam and was gifted with a beautiful daughter named Shaelyn Cado (Cado meaning gift) Killam on 14/05/2009. Cobie started her career as a model when she was a young adolescent but luckily found her way to our TV screens and into our hearts.

"Oh my, it's Cobie Smulders looking stunning as ever".

Cobie Smulders by Gracie Sparkles September 7, 2013