cop-pucker 

Cop-pucker: someone who kisses the ass of every cop that he/she encounters, regardless if the cop is 💯 a law enforcement stranger!

Kyra: gurl, that thot is undeniably quite the cop-pucker! It’s aggy to see her in cop-kiss-ass-mode! Sick af

Mimi: EW, Betch is whack cuz she’s just losing street cred

Kyra: ikr, def not garnering school extra cred. lolz makes me ctfu! No cap tho, she’ll always be smooching popo arse, ewwwwww!

cop-pucker by Savannah La June 19, 2020

Copsucker 

Cop suckers: criticizing the politicians for making the laws, while loving the people who beat the shit out of you for breaking them.

That copsucker over there polishes a knob just as good as he shines boots.

Copsucker by Getyourshinebox August 14, 2020

Copsucker 

A copsucker is a member of the media who professes to present the truth about a crime or social event, but instead presents the spin put on it by the police.

A copsucker will orally gratify any cop, dirty or not, in order to hang with them.

An example of this is the media in Belleville Ontario Canada who professed the excellence of the police investigation into serial killer Russell Williams, and yet they cannot explain:

A) DNA from five crime scenes mot being matched up.
B) Moron cops going into the home next door to the serial killer.
C) A woman cop spotting the killers vehicle in the field next to the last murder victims home in the dark of night, and not recording the license plate number.
D) Private communications between the first murder victim and the killer on her Black Berry not linking the killer to his crimes earlier.

Chris Malette the 30 year editor of the Belleville Intelligencer stands as the original 'copsucker'. He is willing to get on his knees and orally gratify any cop who tells him what to print..... Or NOT to print.

Copsucker by Lagenomai March 8, 2011

copsucker 

a person or people who engage in converstation with police officers either just to look cool, to gain advantage or to get out of a fine or ticket

hey.. check out those copsuckers, they must be trying to get out of a fine huh?

copsucker by crashed1800 June 13, 2009

Copsucker 

Somebody who worships police and similar figures, regardless of the extensive evidence that they are a troubling influence in the world. Sucks that authoritarian D.

I keep showing this guy all the stats about police militarization and botched no-knock raids, but he doesn't even care. He says the police are there for the public good, and that there are only a few bad apples. What a copsucker!

Copsucker by Mehzmerizer July 29, 2014

Copsucker 

Somebody sucking too much policemen dick

Back the blue!
Shut up copsucker

Copsucker by D Flawless May 22, 2024