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When an otherwise intelligent, well-rounded, and attractive woman behaves like a Cooze. A superficial, shallow, provincial, and generally ignorant girl, who is so intellectually and socially repulsive, that their only redeeming qualities come in the from of sex appeal. Thus, their only value to society comes in the form of their oozing, jizz filled vag. They often sluts, and are commonly considered the most contemptable, worthless wastes of life on the planet.
Cooze- A superficial, shallow, provincial, and generally ignorant girl, who is so intellectually and socially repulsive, that their only redeeming qualities come in the from of sex appeal. They often sluts, and are commonly considered the most contemptable, worthless wastes of life on the planet.
My girl was fly, til she joined that sorority. Now I'm surrounded by coozery. But you know I still be bustin' them guts!
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Coonery
Action or other behaviour, usually on the part of African Americans, used to reinforce and perpetuate commonly held racial stereotypes about their own community. Could be related to internalised racism and self-hatred. An example would be the stereotype of Unlce Tom or Sambo. Often seen in the Blacksploitation film genre, some rap music, and broadcast TV.
Black supporters of Donald Trump have been accused of coonery by Black commentators on recent cable TV programmes.
Coonery by Cesariot1 November 19, 2018

Coonery and Buffoonery 

Antics and behavior displayed by certain underclass individuals in the Black culture, the end result being the embarrassment of the rest of the upstanding Black community.

see tnb
Most rap videos show large amounts of Coonery and Buffoonery.
Coonery and Buffoonery by xzybit September 1, 2004
Acting in such a manner as to perpetuate black stereotypes in society such as music videos solely about cars, money and women.
P Diddy, Soulja Boy, Most of hip-hop in general, Flava Flav...all examples of coonery
coonery by *D88* March 5, 2008
A word that niggas from Maryland use to describe dumb shit/ dumb niggas
Kenny:”Look at this nigga tryna flex his fake ass Jordan’s”

Jairo: “Such coonery”
Coonery by YourGirlGaveMeTop December 13, 2019

Dane cookery 

A lame stand-up comedian attempting to compensate for his weak material with excessive movement and exaggerated body language. After Dane Cook (1972 - when already?), awful comic.
Well, that was a waste of time...that guy had nothing. just a bunch of Dane Cookery. Didn't laugh once.
Dane cookery by sefos March 5, 2011

Coozer Malt

When you take a can of whipped cream, insert the nozzel in to the coozer, a.k.a. cooter, fill the coozer up with whipped cream. You then insert a long plastic straw into the coozer and blow bubbles or suck out the whipped cream. Also referred to as the 69 malt.
That coozer malt that I have my girlfriend last night tasted great.
Coozer Malt by Z Hizzle May 1, 2006