cooter-hat

Derrogatory name with the literal meaning of having your head in very close proximity to a vagina.

Quit being a God damned cooter-hat and do what I tell you!

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Cootergating

The equivalent to a cock-block but used to describe the act of a female preventing another female from getting her cooter serviced

I thought they were my best friends, but at the beach party they kept cootergating me!

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Whats that? my cooterpatch.

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When lots of vaginas attack you at once!

HELP! Get my penis out of this Cluster of CooterBatalion!

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A reluctant cooperation based entirely on hatred and forced tolerance. Usually for a school or work project.

How's your guys' presentation thing coming along?
Fucking bullshit. Everyone's just barely cooperhating.

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Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

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