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Yer maw punts coonsil 

Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

See also: yer da sells the avon
"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"

"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"

"Cunt"
Related Words

A Coons Age 

A word used when describing an unspecific length of time.

Generally used instead of:
"It's been a long time"
"I haven't been here in a while"
"I haven't seen you in a coons age, Jacob. "

"Man, I haven't drank this much in a coons age."

"It's been a coons age, hasn't it."
A Coons Age by Tbo8 August 24, 2017

cookussy 

A term used by unapologetically horny Cookie Run fans on Twitter referring to their favorite cookie girls pussies. A little insane, if you ask me.

As implied, a portmanteau of the words cookie and pussy.
ozzy: you telling me you dont wanna know what her butter egg vanilla latte cookussy taste like?
jenna: COOKUSSY? YOU NEED TO BE LOCKED AWAY
cookussy by HATMA989 October 14, 2021
the shortened version of the saying "two coons in a gunny sack" or "two coons friggin' in a gunny sack" which refers to hunting raccoons and throwing them into a gunny sack after you tree them with your coon dog and them fighting and or friggin' while in that sack together. They tend to get rather wild in there!!
Me: "Tanner, what did you do last night?"

Tanner: "Man, I drank about 19 beers and was wilder than two coons friggin' in a gunny sack boys!!"

Coonsias 

coon, 70s hair, palm tree build, small-headed, crop-top wearing ass nigga. Also goes by yosias
Aye, coonsias
stfu coonsias
Coonsias by Real12345678 August 31, 2021

coonstable 

Good Morning "Coonstable"!
coonstable by stevie-J March 9, 2008