coonus
coonus by coontastic 69 February 2, 2018
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Yer maw punts coonsil
Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"
Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.
Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement
See also: yer da sells the avon
Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.
Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement
See also: yer da sells the avon
Yer maw punts coonsil by purefanny565 February 3, 2017
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A Coons Age
A word used when describing an unspecific length of time.
Generally used instead of:
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"I haven't been here in a while"
Generally used instead of:
"It's been a long time"
"I haven't been here in a while"
"I haven't seen you in a coons age, Jacob. "
"Man, I haven't drank this much in a coons age."
"It's been a coons age, hasn't it."
"Man, I haven't drank this much in a coons age."
"It's been a coons age, hasn't it."
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As implied, a portmanteau of the words cookie and pussy.
two coons
the shortened version of the saying "two coons in a gunny sack" or "two coons friggin' in a gunny sack" which refers to hunting raccoons and throwing them into a gunny sack after you tree them with your coon dog and them fighting and or friggin' while in that sack together. They tend to get rather wild in there!!
Me: "Tanner, what did you do last night?"
Tanner: "Man, I drank about 19 beers and was wilder than two coons friggin' in a gunny sack boys!!"
Tanner: "Man, I drank about 19 beers and was wilder than two coons friggin' in a gunny sack boys!!"
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