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Condaddy 

A person named samantha . And BOII SHE LIT ASFF!!
(We walk into Art Class) Ori: CONDADDY IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!
Me:BOII YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!
Condaddy by CONDADDY 💕 October 28, 2017

Condaddy 

Someone who is completely worthless in life. A condaddy is someone who fails at everything they do and can complete nothing in a single day. You skip classes and sit in a lazy boy all day saying you have done something productive that day when you really know you haven't done a damn thing. If you know a Condaddy then you realize the kid is completely worthless.
Hey man are you gonna go to class today?....No I'm gonna sit and watch tv....Damn kid you keep this up and your gonna end up being a condaddy!

Hey are you gonna quit drinking everyday and do something productive or are you gonna keep acting like a Condaddy!!
Condaddy by thelegend9109 November 15, 2011

condaddy 

someone makes grandeur plans of drunken shennanigans with all of your friends only to bail last minute; usually accompanied by many excuses of erroneous responsibilities
Dude, you swore you would actually come out with us this time! Don't be such a condaddy!
condaddy by loyial parnassus April 23, 2010

Corndaddy 

Corndaddy is a term derived from "Cornhole". It is much less publibicaly offensive than "cornhole" yet retains its essence of humour. You could be in a church and mention your sore corndaddy without anyone other than your bros understanding what is truly implied.
"Right in the corndaddy."
"That shit tore up my corndaddy."
Corndaddy by and im the JR November 26, 2007
One who is the father of an african american.
That coondaddy stole my car.
Coondaddy by Yamother3215 November 1, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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