coolstorybro 

Coolstorybro is most commonly said by 12 year old faggots.

It used to be used on the image board 4chan as a reply to a long, descriptive post.

But now the phrase has been spread around the internets by stupid fucking kids who are trying to be cool.

If you see someone typing this, flame them immediately.

Jim: Hi

Faggot: Coolstorybro

Jim: Oh, so you're copying off the other kids now..

Faggot: Coolstory

Jim: Fucking idiot.

coolstorybro by Vope March 14, 2011

coolstorymybro 

Someone who is an absolute woke queen. They are scared of the government, and wears a tin foil hat just Incase their minds are read. They tend to be amazing at flirting and seducing. Also the queen of TikTok and the use of XD.

P1: omg i heard the government is trying to read our minds!
P2: omg what r u sure
P1: yes
P2: coolstorymybro!

coolstorymybro by anonymous February 3, 2019

Coolstory Bro 

What you say to someone after they have attempted to troll you to hell.

Person A: (A long streak of trolling)
Person B: Coolstory bro.
Person A: WTF does that mean??!!
Person B: Coolstory bro.
Person A: STFU
Person B: Coolstory bro.
Person A: OMG SHUT UP GET OUT.
And It Goes On. TROLLS TROLLING TROLLS.

Coolstory Bro by Anon451 November 3, 2009

Coostorbro 

It's what people say when they're to lazy to comeback with "Cool story bro".

Person 1: Hey dude, I found a rock!

Person 2: Coostorbro.

Person 1: Wow you're too lazy to comeback at me?

Person 2: Coostorbro.

Person 1: OMFG I'm done.

Coostorbro by OhOKcoostorbro June 11, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004