The pains you get when doing something particularly cool, or when you're in a heightened state of coolness. The pain usually manifests itself as a stomach cramp
homey 1: What's happenin' G unit, why y'all doubled over and rolling round on the floor and shit?
homey 2: I just tried my new robot dance without warming up, I gots me a dose of the cool pains bra
homey 2: I just tried my new robot dance without warming up, I gots me a dose of the cool pains bra
by dave is a queef May 17, 2010