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cookie cruncher 

When a Person's foot comes into sharp contact with the female genitals.
"spread yer legs catriona! prepare to get a cookie cruncher mutha farmer!!!!"

cronchy pp cookies 

When your girl is such a sub/simp for you that she makes you cookies to pleasure you but gets distracted going gluck gluck 3000 on your dick to pleasure you and burns the cookies
Man, those cookies look burnt as hell! Nah man those are cronchy pp cookies!