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Cooking + Fishing = cooishing
I'm busy cooishing.
cooishing by Gamer33321 December 28, 2022
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coorsing 

Coorsing occurs as a result of healthy consumption of the Rocky Mountain brew that is Coors Banquet Beer in which the individual displays heightened and unusual patriotism, including but not limited to, negative rants about other countries and its citizens in conjunction with shooting guns, blowing things up, yelling 'MURICA, and consuming more Coors.
Joe was Coorsing hard today at the fireworks show saying that fireworks were the only quality thing to come out of China and that the French raise white flags on the 4th because they get scared due to the sound of explosions.
coorsing by mediocre.joe December 2, 2013

Cooching 

The act of engaging in promiscuous/slut-like behavior, primarily on the weekends.
She was out cooching aroung all night at that frat party.
Cooching by Roddulus September 14, 2007

calishing 

The fraudulent practice of injecting events into web-based calendars purporting to be from reputable sources in order to induce victims to infect their computers with malware.
This google calendar event is likely a calishing scam. I'm going to calish these fools and get a shell on their mac.
calishing by 4n7m4n August 24, 2019

coonshine 

Strong Homebrew with an alcohol volume of more than 20%, usually brewed from sugarcane using turbo yeast.
"Damn, that's some strong shit you got there nigga!"

"That Coonshine sure gets you pissed"

"I got so wasted off that Coonshine, I slept with my sister!"
coonshine by Coony May 7, 2007

Cootching 

My man is da greatest at cootching i screamed the house down last night man!
Cootching by Laury and Staky March 28, 2009

coonswingdingaling

when your vagina falls out and your anus turns inside out whilst eating dynamite ice-cream.
oh no im coonswingdingaling and it hurts
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