coodiling 

the act of someone licking a long glass or metal tube then shoving it very very far up a mans anus to the piont that it almost ruptures something and can often kill people.

Doctor: how did the man die?

Man: we were coodiling and it went to far

Doctor:...

coodiling by special lunchbox September 14, 2012

Cooling 

Cooling is a slang word/term way of saying nothing much just chilling at the house.

Friend 1. Hey man. What you up to?
Friend 2. Nothing much man just cooling. What's up?

Cooling by SAMABONES September 24, 2018

cornilingus 

Frenzied licking of corn-on-the-cob to remove excess butter before it drips on the table.

Cornilingus time! That cob looks like it's about to drip.

cornilingus by SPQR March 4, 2009

Coonilingus 

1. To preform cunilingus / oral sex on a member the the raccoon family. This does not include other small to medium sized animals that pick through your garbage.

2. Coonilingus may also apply to a hobo that has been feasting on your garbage. Though, he must have two black eyes. This does not mean you can give him the two black eyes. This just means if he already has two black eyes and is in your garbage you can give him oral sex - 'Coonilingus'

1.

"So man , what did you do last night?"
"Well, I met this sexy little raccoon and I gave her some of my famous Coonilingus."

2.

"Damn hunny when did you get so good at oral sex?"
"Well babe , the neighbor keeps beating the hobos that going through our trash cans and I keep practicing my Coonilinugs skills on on them;)"

Coonilingus by megan.w November 22, 2009

tard coddling 

Treating idiots as if they are intelligent, informed, aware, and sensitive to a particular issue, especially at work.

I want to fire Bob for stealing, but I gotta go down to HR and do some tard coddling 'cuz they are afraid he'll sue us.

tard coddling by Max Pivo February 27, 2009

House Cooling Party

A final party to celebrate moving out of a place.

Opposite of "House Warming Party".

Instead of guests bringing gifts for your new home, they can be given things you want to get rid of.

We're moving out of our place next month, so please come to our house cooling party this weekend. Be prepared to bid on some great things.

House Cooling Party by The C Money January 31, 2005

Cooling Board

A cooling board is a board used to present a dead body. In winter months it would be impossible to bury the dead, so the body is wrapped and propped in a barn until the ground thaws out.

"When I got there she was laying on a cooling board."

~Son House - Death letter~

Cooling Board by Steve June 18, 2006