cooched
cooched by matt c bitch January 4, 2009
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Cooched
That moment when ur male friend sits on ur face and his gooch is laying on ur face. This is worse than being t-bagged in call of duty.
Samantha-Fuck u stop playing Fortnite
John-I wanna play with my friends bitch (gets up pulls down pants and sits on her head) you have been cooched asshole!
John-I wanna play with my friends bitch (gets up pulls down pants and sits on her head) you have been cooched asshole!
Cooched by Daddy Rape No No July 18, 2018
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A)
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