A very THICC, buff, firm, musclely, jacked, veiny, pulsating, throbbing, busty, bulging, discolored, sinewy, leathery, moist, forceful, and powerful vagina. It kind of looks like a penis.
It is a combination of words.
Derives from the vagina slang: cooch/coochie And the term for a Mexican wrestler: luchador
Example: That coochador put my penis in a headlock last night.
Never doing that again!
1. Usually means a dick or vagina, usually related too masturbation or touching that area.
2. It usually consists of a fuckboy touching themselves.
Memefagget2000: Get out ye fucking coocaloo fuckboy
Fuckboy3000: Shut ye lizard as up mate I will fuck ye
Memefagget2000: You can cum in your own face ye fuckin idiot wankstain dickwally
Fuckboy3000: Oops, i cummed on myself *drinks bleach*