con~o 

venezuelan
a mix beetween fuck shit and pussy

SPANISH
con~o de madre.
ENGLISH
Con~o ur mom.

con~o by Dylan March 31, 2005

Concovidulations 

Diplomatic language used between country leaders as an expression of celebration for reaching the 100K mark

Bolsonaro: Concovidulations Mr. President !

Trump: I thank the American people ..... (blah blah blah)

Concovidulations by clavecin1716(2) May 26, 2020

Keyboard Condom 

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.

dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.

Keyboard Condom by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012

COVID CONDOM 

A used face mask that is discarded in the middle of a parking lot or other public place

I stepped out of my car and found a covid condom laying in the parking lot

COVID CONDOM by Senor Dank Nugs January 20, 2021

Screen condom 

People who keep a plastic screen sheath on their smartphone for protection despite the fact that it reduces the quality of their visual pleasure.

I can't understand people who use screen condoms, they never get to fully enjoy their screens. Even without protection, by the time the glass would be so unclear you'd most likely would be getting a new phone anyway...

Screen condom by flockit March 6, 2015

Condofy 

Someone who finds the perfect condo, like any condo.

"Hey I found the perfect condo"
"Oh really is it good enough to Condofy?"
"Heck yeah!"

Condofy by RealEstateAgent001 April 10, 2021

glue condom 

the leftover glue on glue bottle cap that dries, blocking any other glue from coming out

Friend 1: Ach, the bloody glue won't come out!

Friend 2: Did you take the glue condom off the cap?

Friend 1: (peels glue condom off) Genius!

glue condom by Lick the Toes Dawg May 7, 2009