contrafibulation 

a word which means nothing and is used in hi-falutin language to see if your audience will pick you up and ask you what the fuck it means.

it's a little known fact that in Eritrea, the whole issue of women's rights is bound up with matriarchal traditions - enhanced to a great extent by contrafibulation - which really doesn't move things forward

contrafibulation by Ich bin August 5, 2009

Contrafibulations 

A satirical remark of congratulations directed at a person for a work they have completed on a subject that may be deemed pointless, confusing or unnecesary by the speaker

"My greatest contrafibulations on your new dictionary, Mr. Johnson"

Contrafibulations by Jabberwacky February 4, 2008

Contribulation 

When someone is masterbating and another party(ies) is assisting by tickling the balls or rubbing the vagina you are Contribulating. (Contributing to masterbation) bauerle family 2016

I had two girls tickling my balls while I was jerking off and when I came I thanked them for their contribulation.

Contribulation by Tommy Nerd December 25, 2016

Contribulation 

Contribution but spicier

your contribulation to my nicotine addiction was extremely appreciated.

Contribulation by xxliviixx February 10, 2023