constraffic

Road traffic caused by road work construction crews blocking laneways.

Mainly seen on Toronto, Canada. Lot's of constraffic in 2014!

I'm gonna be late for work. Stuck in constraffic on the 401.

constraffic by johnny DVS June 2, 2014

Get merch

Get the constraffic mug.

See more merch

Contraflicting

Con-tra-flic-ting
Adjective.

1.Something that is contradicting and conflicting at the same time.

2. To be inconsistent with; in disagreement.

Person 1: "Look at that soldier with the peace pin"

Person 2: "That is so contraflicting"

Contraflicting by MagicalMaja October 25, 2010

Get merch

Related Words

constraffic • Contrafiction • Contraflicting

Contrafiction

n. When your interlocutor tells you a lie *so* bad that it contradicts something else they just said.

Katie: "So Robby told me a contrafiction about how he got a flat on his way to work; but he doesn't even have a car."

Contrafiction by anonymous February 17, 2026

Get merch

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

Get merch

abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Get merch

Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

Get merch

cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

Get merch