constraffic

Road traffic caused by road work construction crews blocking laneways.

Mainly seen on Toronto, Canada. Lot's of constraffic in 2014!

I'm gonna be late for work. Stuck in constraffic on the 401.

by johnny DVS June 2, 2014

Contraflicting

Con-tra-flic-ting
Adjective.

1.Something that is contradicting and conflicting at the same time.

2. To be inconsistent with; in disagreement.

Person 1: "Look at that soldier with the peace pin"

Person 2: "That is so contraflicting"

by MagicalMaja October 25, 2010

Contrafiction

n. When your interlocutor tells you a lie *so* bad that it contradicts something else they just said.

Katie: "So Robby told me a contrafiction about how he got a flat on his way to work; but he doesn't even have a car."

by anonymous February 17, 2026