Constafused

A look on someones face.
The look someone gives you when he/she looks both constipated & confused!

Dennis Kessler has that constafused look again!

by PAslim August 18, 2016

constifused

Confusedly constipated

I'm really constifused because this morning I should have been stuck in the bathroom, what with all the Ex-Lax, Beer and bran flakes I consumed last night.

by euroyeti March 5, 2010