conson

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A mix of two classic sandwiches, the italian and american sandwich, consisting of both meats.

Sal: Yo, I just had a foot long conson, man was that thing big, but I still managed a 3 bite.

conson by Sidney Ponson June 26, 2008

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Conson

It's not a cousin but it is a con!!!!...stay away from these typa people.

They will take you for everything you have.

Typical drug user specifically cocaine and synthetic pharmaceuticals
These typa people are usually found in the local broffell.
Typically buy embassy cigarettes 80 a day!!
Personal hygiene is questionable but again very deceiving under that Lynx Africa!!

Stop being such a conson

Conson by #conson community December 14, 2021

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Sexual consent form

A legal document that has become necessary before sexual activity by new sexual partners in the post #metoo era.

This is my living room and here is my kitchen. Please sign the sexual consent form if you want to see my bedroom.

Sexual consent form by Chad Apollo January 23, 2018

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consent accident

A phrase used by rapists to gaslight their victims into believing they weren't raped.

"Why did you rape me, Elliot?"
"It wasn't 'rape'", it was a consent accident".

consent accident by Robert Sanvagene November 19, 2022

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console cuck

Someone who only uses consoles to game. And thinks that consoles are the superior way to do so.

That dude won't cave and buy a decent PC. What a console Cuck.

console cuck by FatherMurder November 28, 2017

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consent accident

The act of forcing oneself onto a non-consenting party for the purposes of sexual gratification under the pretext that they did not understand that the non-consenting party's objections to said sexual contact.

HR: "Elliot, one of your colleagues claimed that you sexually assaulted them at the office Christmas party"
Elliot: "No Ma'am, it was a consent accident."

consent accident by Robert Sanvagene November 8, 2022

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micro console buyer man

Scott the woz

Micro console buyer man only talks about stupid Nintendo games.

micro console buyer man by cheeseman132 April 5, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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