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Contistution 

A name for the Constitution when someone is drunk, or southern.
Bill look up in the capital building. There hangs the most important document in American History, The Contistution.
Contistution by For the Trump September 29, 2020

CONSITURATION 

Much like "Consideration" however if you were sitting at the time. Then it turns into a Consituration...
Much like "consideration" but its when you have to sit down and give it a think instead.

Example: Hey Trey, can you make this production order for me? Sure Tom, but have you looked and taken consituration that I already done that production order...
CONSITURATION by Mr.G-label October 16, 2020

Cansituation

When multiple people are stuck in a can
Cans are stuck on situation
A rage over cans
"Well, it looks like were stuck in a cansituation..."
"ON NO! WERE IN A CANSITUATION! HELP US CANS!"
"NAOO GIVE ME MY CAN RETARD! Nope thats MY CAN!"
Cansituation by SituationCan October 23, 2016

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026