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Conshy
Person 1: bro me and my brothas are finna try and make it outta conshy
Person 2: its a white suburban neighborhood. the only thing you tryna get outta is debt
Person 2: its a white suburban neighborhood. the only thing you tryna get outta is debt
Conshy by DisBoiEpic June 26, 2022
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Conshy • Conshy Dickbag • Conshy Tooth • conshirto • conshitter • Conshohocken • conshookered • Conshuman • coshyra • coushy
Conshy Tooth
Conshohocken PA, known as “Conshy” by it’s habitants is a borough on the Schuylkill River in Montgomery County, Pennsylvania, in suburban Philadelphia. The name Conshocken traces back to the native language of the Lenape tribe and translates to Pleasant Valley or Old Dirty Rotten Gray-Tooth.
It is documented that an Indian Warrior by the name of “StrongTooth” roamed the land promoting tooth health to the surrounding tribes and even the White Man. StrongTooth became furious when he had discovered his brother, “DragonMouth”, brushing his teeth with a brush made from the pubes of his very own wife, “SchukylkillBush”.
Story has it that “StrongTooth” in a fit of utter rage scalped his wife’s vagina and rubbed the scalped bit (also see hatchet mark) across “DragonMouth’s” teeth leaving a mysterious gray, rotten tooth. It is believed that this cursed the land and it’s tooth health forever. At the time this was written 963 out of 963 residents of Conshy interviewed had a prominent Gray toothed smile.
It is documented that an Indian Warrior by the name of “StrongTooth” roamed the land promoting tooth health to the surrounding tribes and even the White Man. StrongTooth became furious when he had discovered his brother, “DragonMouth”, brushing his teeth with a brush made from the pubes of his very own wife, “SchukylkillBush”.
Story has it that “StrongTooth” in a fit of utter rage scalped his wife’s vagina and rubbed the scalped bit (also see hatchet mark) across “DragonMouth’s” teeth leaving a mysterious gray, rotten tooth. It is believed that this cursed the land and it’s tooth health forever. At the time this was written 963 out of 963 residents of Conshy interviewed had a prominent Gray toothed smile.
She was absolutely perfect. Made in heaven...she had long blond hair, a petite figure and a Conshy Tooth to boot. It was love at first dirty rotten gray smile.
Conshy Tooth by StrongTooth June 16, 2011
Conshy Dickbag
Typically a Pennsylvania white who resides in “Conshy” , who cries liberal tears and pretends to be an elite. May even hold the job status of a “banker”, but is ultimately poor. Often found living in small dwellings, because they are poor. Commonly named Jeremy or Jer-Bear or even JB.
Conshy Dickbag by Sam’s Shit Wagon February 2, 2023
Cooshy
Cooshy by Photogirl. June 3, 2009
Conchy Joe
Conchy Joe by STAY-IRIE15 December 11, 2011
Coyshy
A ‘coyshy’ is when a guy tells a girl that he isn’t ready for a relationship but keeps the girl around for months on end just because he is horny. A person can also be said to pull a coyshy if they do not have the balls to ask the girl out as a girlfriend.
“Fuck me, can you believe that Liam’s pulled a coyshy with that girl for 5 months?! The poor girl is desperate for a boyfriend but he won’t budge”
Coyshy by RiggQuadKings January 16, 2022
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