the state of being convinced communication services are down/blocked- especially if caused by none of your contacts seemingly ever being online.
"I haven't seen any of my contacts all week, even my inbox doesn't have any spam! I don't think this new software's working properly."
"Don't worry, the software's fine. It's just connection paranoia."
"Don't worry, the software's fine. It's just connection paranoia."
by Johny Nomates January 3, 2014
Get the connection paranoiamug.