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the state of being convinced communication services are down/blocked- especially if caused by none of your contacts seemingly ever being online.
"I haven't seen any of my contacts all week, even my inbox doesn't have any spam! I don't think this new software's working properly."

"Don't worry, the software's fine. It's just connection paranoia."
by Johny Nomates January 03, 2014
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