conjicurations

One is required to magically intervene in other peoples activities in order to achieve a goal

Dan didn't do his homework often enough it required conjicurations in order to ensure he passed chemistry

conjicurations by lapdogbilly March 31, 2021

Conjaculations 

A combination of congratulations and ejaculations, implying joy of from a combination of the two.

I heard you lost your virginity, conjaculations!

Conjaculations by stephen buscemi December 12, 2010

Conjaculations 

What you shout when you and your partner have an orgasm at exactly the same time.

- Sorry, I really can’t talk right now, I just came.
- Me too! Conjaculations!!

Conjaculations by Pmcparty February 2, 2021

Conjaculations 

A witty retort to someone who is

Bragging about his good fortune

Conjaculations on your new

Yacht,

"Chaz"

Conjaculations by Laslo420 May 19, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004