3 definitions by SloggenDazs
In a conversation, it is the act of applying a different context to a word or phrase without the conversation having actually shifted context with it, thus confusing the listener. frequent iterations of context jumping will likely result in violence directed at the jumper from the listener.
It is the act "punning" without formally telling a pun.
It is the act "punning" without formally telling a pun.
Person 1: The dressing is totally what makes or breaks the salad.
Person 2: I hate dressing.
Person 1: Me too, but my wife hates when I walk around naked.
Person 2: Stop fucking Context Jumping!
Person 2: I hate dressing.
Person 1: Me too, but my wife hates when I walk around naked.
Person 2: Stop fucking Context Jumping!
by SloggenDazs August 24, 2016
The act of tipping up a bag of chips (typically near the end of the bag, when it's all crumbs), and pouring the crumbs directly into one's mouth.
Guy 1: "Dude, why the fuck are you crushing up the entire bag of chips?"
Guy 2: "What? I'm just sunroofing the whole thing."
Guy 2: "You're a fucking weirdo..."
Guy 2: "What? I'm just sunroofing the whole thing."
Guy 2: "You're a fucking weirdo..."
by SloggenDazs September 27, 2016
The Dolphin Nanner is the act of a man acquiring eye contact with another man while taking a bite of a banana (which is taboo amongst some circles), even while the victim suspects he may be attempting eye contact.
In order to successfully pull off a Dolphin Nanner, your whereabouts must be assumed (such as behind a cubicle or desk at work), while you actually sneak a little to the left or right of your assumed whereabouts. When the moment is right, you jump up and to the side, make eye contact with your target whilst taking a bite of your banana, then drop back down out of sight. The act closely resembles the motion a dolphin makes when it jumps out of the water, swimming ahead of a large boat or yacht.
The premise behind this extremely effective tactic is that humans will naturally look to sudden moving objects, thus affording the offender the split second required to make eye contact and eat a banana at the same time, simulating fellatio, and making the victim feel violated.
In order to successfully pull off a Dolphin Nanner, your whereabouts must be assumed (such as behind a cubicle or desk at work), while you actually sneak a little to the left or right of your assumed whereabouts. When the moment is right, you jump up and to the side, make eye contact with your target whilst taking a bite of your banana, then drop back down out of sight. The act closely resembles the motion a dolphin makes when it jumps out of the water, swimming ahead of a large boat or yacht.
The premise behind this extremely effective tactic is that humans will naturally look to sudden moving objects, thus affording the offender the split second required to make eye contact and eat a banana at the same time, simulating fellatio, and making the victim feel violated.
Guy 1: Awww dude, why the fuck did you just make eye contact while eating your banana? What is WRONG with you?
Guy 2: I don't feel remorse; that was the perfect Dolphin Nanner. You just got Dolphin Nanned.
Guy 1: You're so gay.
Guy 2: I don't feel remorse; that was the perfect Dolphin Nanner. You just got Dolphin Nanned.
Guy 1: You're so gay.
by SloggenDazs November 21, 2016