confiskate

What your parents or legal guardians do if you misbehave regarding your wheeled footwear, such as going too fast, riding in off-limits areas, making damaging tracks in your playing-surfaces, leaving your blades outdoors instead of bringing them in out of the weather, not keeping them cleaned and oiled, etc.

I made a list of da rules dat da rec hall requires its members to follow when using da rink, and I carefully review said list both before and after I play there, to better ensure dat I don't get my loaned toys confiskated.

by QuacksO August 20, 2023

confiscate

to officially take something away from somebody, especially as a punishment

Their land was confiscated after the war. The teacher threatened to confiscate their phones if they kept using them in class.

by nikki41184 January 18, 2010

confiscation

Theft, when it is carried out by the state or by other authoritarian agents.

The pigs invented this word, which sounds fancy and official, so they can keep on pretending to be consistently against theft when really they're the biggest thieves of all.

Police confiscated (i.e. stole) sound equipment because it was used in a rave which the cops didn't like.

by annoyed anarchist April 27, 2004

Confinscate

Confinscate is the correct spelling and pronunciation of confiscate. All you chumps may think this is wrong, but it's correct.

"The teacher confinscated the drugs from the student, and then snorted the confinscated drugs."

by Sum phuck??? February 17, 2018

Confirmate

To confirm; or validate.

Computer Tech; "Hold On Let Me Confirmate My Account."

Person; "Don't You Mean Confirm?"

by DatRandomPerson September 7, 2009

Confisteal

To confiscate something for your own use.

Jennifer bought that gallon jug for sweet tea but I confistealed it to water my plants.

by Buzzyrd June 2, 2015

confiscate

The most disgraceful thing to your human rights.

The teacher threatened to confiscate their phones if they kept using them in class.

by SmurfemeLeader May 13, 2018