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confiskate 

What your parents or legal guardians do if you misbehave regarding your wheeled footwear, such as going too fast, riding in off-limits areas, making damaging tracks in your playing-surfaces, leaving your blades outdoors instead of bringing them in out of the weather, not keeping them cleaned and oiled, etc.
I made a list of da rules dat da rec hall requires its members to follow when using da rink, and I carefully review said list both before and after I play there, to better ensure dat I don't get my loaned toys confiskated.
confiskate by QuacksO August 20, 2023
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confiscate

to officially take something away from somebody, especially as a punishment
Their land was confiscated after the war. The teacher threatened to confiscate their phones if they kept using them in class.
confiscate by nikki41184 January 18, 2010

confiscation 

Theft, when it is carried out by the state or by other authoritarian agents.

The pigs invented this word, which sounds fancy and official, so they can keep on pretending to be consistently against theft when really they're the biggest thieves of all.
Police confiscated (i.e. stole) sound equipment because it was used in a rave which the cops didn't like.

Confinscate 

Confinscate is the correct spelling and pronunciation of confiscate. All you chumps may think this is wrong, but it's correct.
"The teacher confinscated the drugs from the student, and then snorted the confinscated drugs."
Confinscate by Sum phuck??? February 17, 2018

Confirmate 

Computer Tech; "Hold On Let Me Confirmate My Account."

Person; "Don't You Mean Confirm?"
Confirmate by DatRandomPerson September 7, 2009

Confisteal 

Jennifer bought that gallon jug for sweet tea but I confistealed it to water my plants.
Confisteal by Buzzyrd June 2, 2015

confiscate

The teacher threatened to confiscate their phones if they kept using them in class.
confiscate by SmurfemeLeader May 13, 2018