Confinscate 

Confinscate is the correct spelling and pronunciation of confiscate. All you chumps may think this is wrong, but it's correct.

"The teacher confinscated the drugs from the student, and then snorted the confinscated drugs."

Confinscate by Sum phuck??? February 17, 2018

confiscate

to officially take something away from somebody, especially as a punishment

Their land was confiscated after the war. The teacher threatened to confiscate their phones if they kept using them in class.

confiscate by nikki41184 January 18, 2010

confiscation 

Theft, when it is carried out by the state or by other authoritarian agents.

The pigs invented this word, which sounds fancy and official, so they can keep on pretending to be consistently against theft when really they're the biggest thieves of all.

Police confiscated (i.e. stole) sound equipment because it was used in a rave which the cops didn't like.

confiscation by annoyed anarchist April 27, 2004

confiscate

The most disgraceful thing to your human rights.

The teacher threatened to confiscate their phones if they kept using them in class.

confiscate by SmurfemeLeader May 13, 2018

Confuscate 

Not to be confused with confiscate, this word is used to describe those individuals who just don't get it.

Chris - Dude! Andy was so confuscated when I started talking about the tenets of Randian philosophy.

John - You're talking about the Wheel of Time series, right?

Confuscate by Impish Mortal February 6, 2010

Confiscate the moneys 

The act of "nutting" or ejaculating in a victims eyes and then robbing them blind.

The name is a double-entendre as you literally are "confiscating" a person's money and because it was created by a jewish man named Kahn, who loved to steal shmeckels with his eye-nut technique. Because of Kahn, the name Kahnfiscate the moneys was popularized, sadly mistyping has changed history.

A very common sign of disrespect in the 17th century, however is now resurfacing due to its use in the chorus of the song "black beatles" by Rae Sremmurd.

Black beatles in the city, be back immediately, to confiscate the moneys.

Tim: yo, Kahn. Can you buy dinner?

Kahn: sure, I just confiscated the moneys from this thicc girl.

Confiscate the moneys by Meatorino69 December 5, 2016

confinated 

when you’re so caffeinated you become extremely confident and outgoing

i was so confinated at the cafe i walked right up to the cute barista and asked him out

confinated by ketsy November 29, 2018