confimes

When your auto correct is a bitch,

Downgraded version of Confirmed

HOLY SHIT MY MOM HAS A CRIMINAL AS A HUSBAND IT'S CONFIMES,

FUCK I MEAN CONFIRMED

confimes by JOHNNYTHECORRUPTEDFLOWER November 25, 2016

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the friendly confines

nickname for historic Wrigley Field in Chicago. Home of the Chicago Cubs. The oldest (1914) National League Ball Park, with ivy covered outfield walls. Also known for the best fans in the United States.

"Welcome to the friendly confines of Wrigley Field"

the friendly confines by Cubs Fan From Chicago May 15, 2005

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Friendly Confines

Chicago phrase for the greatest ballpark in the world, Wrigley Field. Unfortunately not, by any stretch of the imagination, home to the greatest baseball team in the world. Coined by first baseman and coach Ernie Banks.

Win or lose, it's always a good afternoon at the Friendly Confines.

Friendly Confines by Ben Frey June 11, 2006

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Dusty Confines

A vagina, of excessive age, that has weathered the penetrations of countless suitors realatively poorly.

An old vagina.

"I feel quite at-home inside my wife's dusty confines".

Dusty Confines by Mr. Blada July 7, 2009

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the friendly confines

the vagina. It's also the nickname for Wrigley Field, home of the Chicago Cubs.

If I sweet talk her real nice, I think she'll let Mr. Peter play in the friendly confines.

the friendly confines by Poetjester September 13, 2016

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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