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condom sex

Sex that involves (when especially not pleasurable) the use of a standard or generic condom; the event in which a man's sexual experience, stimulation or pleasure is stunted by the condom. Typically used as a negative term but has known benefits such as (sometimes) feeding a man's stamina in order to further satisfy his partner.
I slept with Wendy from psychology class last night but the dry rubber we used produced condom sex.

Because we had condom sex, I was able to last much longer with Julie.
condom sex by 124389538ythry December 7, 2012
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Sex Condor 

A condor that is used to help prevent the making of children. It has a tendency to screech at a pitch that renders sperm infertile. A great alternative to the condom.
My buddy and his girlfriend were having sex in his dorm room when I walked by to hear a loud screeching noise. I busted in and realized that he was just having safe sex using his sex condor.
Sex Condor by Landfillian March 22, 2009

sexy condom 

sexy condom is when your mother beats you up so hard you start having sex with your condom
Tobi: yo wassup getrenv
Getrenv: hello sexy condom ;)
Barney: I just peak into my sister's room ;)
sexy condom by Meg DeStoop July 6, 2020

condomsending 

con-dum-send-ing "When you are trying to put your condom on and it flies off like shooting a rubberband."
" It was my first time and it was dark I was trying to put a rubber on and I slipped and sent my condomsending across the room."
condomsending by BlindMan27 January 27, 2009
that chick is having "condomsex"
condomsex by jessica April 2, 2005

condomsense 

What causes that sort of rash?

A lack of condomsense.
condomsense by Napoleanchik October 2, 2011
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