condom eater

frank crianza

frank crianza is a condom eater

condom eater by Anonymous March 19, 2003

brown condom eater 

The act of eating a condom after it's been used for anal and is covered in fecal matter

boy 1 : DUDE shes a brown condom eater
boy 2 : DUDE i don't care...

brown condom eater by DinkyCondomsAreGross March 8, 2011

Condometer

A gauge on a scale of 1 to 10, used to judge how necessary the use of a condom is.

1 in 3 of all men have fed her the business; I would say shes bout a 9! On the condometer!

Condometer by Matt Tim Ryan 17 September 21, 2009

condomeater 

1. rare insult used against someone saying they eat condoms (whether used or not is not normally specified)

2. used to describe someone who doesn't use condoms

1. 'You eat out of dustbins!'
'You're a condomeater!'

2. Guy: 'Do you have a condom?'
Girl: 'Dude, I'm a condomeater'

condomeater by This_Is_Not_A_Name January 17, 2010