conaire

A dick head from Ballycastle Northern Ireland and he love fucking sheep

Conaire pulls his pants down and puts his bellend into the Sheep bum

by Up the bellends March 21, 2017

ConAir

A not-at-all-affectionate nickname for RyanAir, because they con you by offering £1 flights only to charge you £30 credit card charges, £30 check-in fees, £30 luggage fees and much more.

Bill: So who're you flying with?
Ted: ConAir.
Bill: Dude, why the hell would you do that, it's total false economy.
Ted: I know that now! I just couldn't pass up a £1 flight, even if it did end up costing me £90...

by TheDudemeisterKeith July 30, 2010

ConAir

The guy blows his load in the girl's face and hair after head. Then, he proceeds to flip over and fart in her face, thus acting like a "blowdryer" and creating "wind" to dry her hair which is full of semen.

girl don't worry bout dryin your hair before dinner, we can pull over on the highway and use the conair on the way there.

by MaryBeth and Brooke March 26, 2007

Conair

Absolutely correct spelling for a popular Irish name. Tends to like cukes in certain private places.

Conair was frustrated coming home from work but relieved his tension by using an expertly selected unpickled pickle.

by Blwh June 23, 2021

Conair

The new call sign for air force 1 if this dimented old man gets privledged enough to board it.

Oh watch out, conair is coming to our town to suppress more votes.

by MAGA1973 December 22, 2020

Conaire

A very sweet and loyal guy. He's usually taller and kinda lanky but very attractive. He's always there for you and get's very many girls. Nice eyes and and will stick with you if you're his girl.

Woah look at that conaire guy, he's hot !!!!

by swellwaterbottlesforlife April 3, 2018