Connaire

A strong, smart, confident and attractive boy he usually only has girlfriends who are fit and he is normally good at sports and fitness topics.

He's so lucky must be a Connaire

by CAtCJ September 12, 2016

Connaire

The act of shitting and wanking at the same time. Usually profomed in a bathroom.

-What's that noise coming from the toilet?
-That's just Jack, he's doing a connaire.
-Is that when you shit and wank at the same time?
-yup

by Dongiedoo May 20, 2022