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Connaire 

The act of shitting and wanking at the same time. Usually profomed in a bathroom.
-What's that noise coming from the toilet?
-That's just Jack, he's doing a connaire.
-Is that when you shit and wank at the same time?
-yup
Connaire by Dongiedoo May 20, 2022
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cennaire 

A gorgeous, intelligent, super sexy beast.
Man Cennaire is a babe
cennaire by Levron James September 17, 2018

Cennaire 

A Cennaire is one of the rarest kinds of girl. She is extremely intelligent and is mathematically inclined. She tries her best at almost everything and will always have her friends backs. Most of all a Cennaire is beautiful. Typically with blonde hair and blue eyes a Cennaire is absolutely stunning to look at. She is also athletic and fit and knows how to be sexy when in the mood.
Man I wish I had Cennaire as my girlfriend
Cennaire by Levron James September 17, 2018
A dick head from Ballycastle Northern Ireland and he love fucking sheep
Conaire pulls his pants down and puts his bellend into the Sheep bum
conaire by Up the bellends March 21, 2017
A very sweet and loyal guy. He's usually taller and kinda lanky but very attractive. He's always there for you and get's very many girls. Nice eyes and and will stick with you if you're his girl.
Woah look at that conaire guy, he's hot !!!!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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