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after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this
1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*

Comfort Character 

A comfort character is when a character, which can be from a TV show, game, book etc makes you feel safe and happy when upset, sad, down etc.
“When I feel sad, I think about Mario. He is my comfort character and makes me feel happy.”

Comforting Mrs. Rosen

Euphemism for sticking your dick where it doesn't belong.

Origin: Don Draper's explanation to his daughter, Sally, after she walked in on him sleeping with a neighbor.
Where have you been?

Oh, I was just comforting Mrs. Rosen.

All night long?

She was really upset.

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The act of sucking penis so hard that the very fabric of reality begins to warp around the dick, causing a loop therefore creating an eternal cycle of glizzy gobbling.
The universe began with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000, and so it will end with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000.

comfort movie

Like comfort food, a comfort movie is a movie that one watches to feel less shit and a movie that evokes many positive/lovely feelings in that one person.
"Everytime I feel down, I like to watch my comfort movie which is any one of the Harry Potter movies and eat my favourite comfort food, chocolate.""
comfort movie by ntshtfy December 26, 2011

Comfort Character 

A fictional character that you're immensely emotionally attached to. People with comfort characters tend to fantasize scenario's in their head with their "comfort character", giving them a feeling of wellness and comfort (hence the "comfort"). Contrary to popular belief, comfort characters aren't always looked at in a sexually explicit way. Most people genuinely adore their comfort character and use them to cope with their mental difficulties
"My comfort character is Feng Xin from TGCF!!"

"Thats so swag !!! Mine is Xie Lian"
Comfort Character by wangjiluvr February 8, 2021