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ap language and composition

the worst goddang class you will ever take where syntax is freaking everywhere and yet you still dont understand what it means. it tortures the mind and ruptures your soul by its never ending annotations on pointless readings that no one ever actually cares about.
Hey whatd you do in ap language and composition today?

We learned about the what alliteration, hyperbole, simile, metaphor, syntax, syllogism, and enthymeme were and how they effectively pertain to real life situations.

Composing with James 

A euphemism for two friends having wild and vigorous sex, but claiming that they are just composing a piece of music before school registration
Where is Rebekah?
Ohhhh she’s just composing with James

Composing his Alphabet 

When somebody has a stutter and keeps getting stuck on letters
Person" Pauls pissing me off with that stutter"
Person 2 " ah leave it out he's composing his alphabet"

Composing 

The craft of creating media using primarily sound and silence, often with a form of notation, either standardized, graphic or aleatory.
Conductor: "Ah, Xenakis, your new scribbles are certainly a masterpiece!"
Xenakis: "Indeed, composing graphical works is among my specialties."
Composing by nonsense542 July 9, 2011

Composting 

When having sex, the woman orgasms so hard that she shits while in the middle of the orgasm. If the partner is a man, gets shit all over his balls. If the partner is a woman, gets shit up her vagina.
My boyfriend split my booty last night , and after plowing for a while, became upset with me because I ended up composting him.
Composting by TeaseMe_25 April 23, 2017

Composition 

Written raps and rhymes. Lyrics.
I'm bustin' funky compostion as smooth as a prism. So check it as I rap to this fly ass rhythm.
Composition by Alomar November 27, 2004