competitive competition
competitive competition by Super Master God December 23, 2019
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Competitive BSing
Friend (Loading into League of Legends game): What does Competitive BSing mean?
Me: Idk man I'll google it.
Me (Shortly after): Nobody knows.
Me: Idk man I'll google it.
Me (Shortly after): Nobody knows.
Competitive BSing by zMuZZle February 5, 2020
sperm competition
The theory that the sperm from two or more males will compete with each other inside a females reproductive tract to fertilize her egg.
sperm competition by Dancerooster August 25, 2020
Competitive Player
A man named Nick Schatzki who is naturally good at video games
Ex: Dead by Daylight, Murder, Uno, ect
Ex: Dead by Daylight, Murder, Uno, ect
Competitive Player by __Le__ June 16, 2017
Overwatch Competitive
When no one protects the fuckn payload and the russians wont stop screaming and when everything is cancer
Overwatch Competitive by dr loserfruit June 5, 2018
Competition psychosis
An altered state experienced by participants and/or fans of a sporting event which render them incapable or rational thought. It can occur before, during, and after the event. Face painting and conspiracy theories are all examples of people experiencing competition psychosis.
Dude 1: Can't believe how those refs were cheating my boys.
Dude 2: They lost by 40.
Dude 1: The refs hated us.
Dude 2: You got a bad case of competition psychosis if you believe the refs were the reason for that ass kicking.
Dude 2: They lost by 40.
Dude 1: The refs hated us.
Dude 2: You got a bad case of competition psychosis if you believe the refs were the reason for that ass kicking.
Competition psychosis by DDJudge December 18, 2012
Competitive Sex
The less popular version of Casual sex. This type of intercourse usually has match tournaments hosted in underground facilities far away from society. The matches usually consist on who can last the longest and for additional points, moans are rated on the intensity and measured in DB units. There is also a leaderboard for the true champions of such activity, your moms at the top lol.
Dan: Yo, I just had competitive sex with my gf last night. It was crazy! I almost got second place.
Tom: What the fuck are you talking about
Tom: What the fuck are you talking about
Competitive Sex by NotAQoomer December 2, 2022
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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