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compatapalooza 

A ghetto music festival put on by some tech nerds who somehow figured how to get some A & B list celebs to show up. A total rip off of Lollapalooza just on a much smaller scale.
I heard Snoop Dogg was getting all high at Compatapalooza. He obiviously doesn't care that it's a blatent rip-off of Lollapalooza!

ap language and composition

the worst goddang class you will ever take where syntax is freaking everywhere and yet you still dont understand what it means. it tortures the mind and ruptures your soul by its never ending annotations on pointless readings that no one ever actually cares about.
Hey whatd you do in ap language and composition today?

We learned about the what alliteration, hyperbole, simile, metaphor, syntax, syllogism, and enthymeme were and how they effectively pertain to real life situations.

simcoe composite school

sketch-ass school in simcoe that smells like bad BO everywhere you go and they keep the retards on A floor and the bathrooms always smell the worst from everyone smoking weed or vaping in the bathrooms
never go to simcoe composite school

spruce grove composite high school 

The biggest fucking shitshow known to mankind. The amount of fucked up kids in this school is ridiculous. Ones who fall asleep on chairs, walk the halls in their capes, and play a juice box straw as if it were a saxophone. The architectural structure of this school is the biggest fuck up ever- due to the fact that it's constantly tipping more toward the tennis courts every time you look at it. The cafeteria still has carpet on the walls. The Far East staircase tips forward. This school is the owner of stoners and crack heads. The drama room is full of disgusting self absorbed children who all have daddy issues and merely act like total cunts jus to prove they are worth something. The only way you make it through the three years of this school is through sports or art. Not computers.

Companimal

Companion+Animal=Companimal. A household pet that the owner treats like one of their friends.
After a long day at work, Nick just chilled with his companimal to ease his stress.
Companimal by Nicky Bich January 5, 2011

compassvale secondary 

a school that uses money to build a fountain instead of funding for programmes that would make sec sch life much more cooler for students. table cloth holds heritage here. we dont have any sch-related tshirts unlike other schs other than our cca and probably class tshirts. instagram confession pages are filled w jnrs crushing on sec4s because our sec4s are rlly just so cool. a school where we are told to shine.
A teacher from compassvale secondary school reminded students that next monday would be a monday