Simcoe
AKA skidcoe, trashiest place you’ll ever see. meth and fent everywhere. Nothing worse then SCS in the world, drug hotspot. toonie lady always gonna find you. Stay away at all costs
Simcoe by Ek.2.trappedout September 26, 2022
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simcoe composite school
sketch-ass school in simcoe that smells like bad BO everywhere you go and they keep the retards on A floor and the bathrooms always smell the worst from everyone smoking weed or vaping in the bathrooms
simcoe composite school by urmumgay42069 June 9, 2019
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Simcoe math
A neophyte's approach to understanding financial problems using calculations that may result in a wide +/- margin of error. Generally Simcoe math is used to broadly prove a point the user is trying to make, allowing a "rough estimate" to masquerade as a definitive answer.
Named after a region in Canada famous for being satisfied with results which may only have a tenuous connection to the truth.
Named after a region in Canada famous for being satisfied with results which may only have a tenuous connection to the truth.
"Guys—I'm just doing a bit of Simcoe math here on the back of this napkin, and it looks like we have just enough cash left for another round of Warthogs!"
Simcoe math by Cowtown Kid January 14, 2021
Simcoe Salmon Swim
cumming inside of a vagina, regardless of the vagina's owner making specific requests against it prior to the sex act.
-not unlike salmon, your boys are swimming upstream to spawn....however, you are drunk, and we all know that when you are drunk you can't get a girl pregnant
see also whoops-a-daisy
-not unlike salmon, your boys are swimming upstream to spawn....however, you are drunk, and we all know that when you are drunk you can't get a girl pregnant
see also whoops-a-daisy
C'lins - "you perform the Simcoe Salmon Swim last night?"
Mac - "you would be punctilious in assuming so"
C'lins - "awesome man! i hope you were drunk though"
Mac - "fuck, mother fucker, i know how to execute the mother fucking simcoe salmon swim, i practically invented that shit"
C'lins - "let us celebrate with the drinking of several pabst blue ribbons"
Mac - "you would be punctilious in assuming so"
C'lins - "awesome man! i hope you were drunk though"
Mac - "fuck, mother fucker, i know how to execute the mother fucking simcoe salmon swim, i practically invented that shit"
C'lins - "let us celebrate with the drinking of several pabst blue ribbons"
Simcoe Salmon Swim by NotTheFather123 October 13, 2006
Simcoe Composite School
Nasty. Nasty. NASTY. all you gunna learn here is how to become the next addict on the streets of skidcoe. come here if you wanna smoke and skip instead of doing simple ass math. the people are wack, watch out so you don’t get jumped at b spot or laced in the bathrooms.
Teacher “Where is my class today here at simcoe composite school? there’s only 2 outta 35 of you”
student “they went to smoke meth and eat a wendy’s frosty”
student “they went to smoke meth and eat a wendy’s frosty”
Simcoe Composite School by Ek.2.trappedout May 1, 2023
Foundry Simcoe
Foundry Simcoe is Oshawa's #1 student living community! They are the closest off-campus student housing property, you can walk to campus in less than 5 minutes. At Foundry Simcoe, you have your own private en-suite bathroom so you never have to worry about cleaning up other people's... hair.. Foundry Simcoe comes fully furnished with every amenity in-suite, so you don't have to worry about leaving your home to do laundry or booking a moving truck for furniture.
Foundry Simcoe by 759254 November 23, 2021
Simception
1.)The feeling of walking into the room and forgetting what you were going to do. The sudden realization that your creator deleted your current actions.
2.)The sudden feeling of Déjà vu through daily life. Your creator played through it already and didn't save.
2.)The sudden feeling of Déjà vu through daily life. Your creator played through it already and didn't save.
1.) Friend 1: Funny thing, I walked into the living and forgot what I doing!
Friend 2: SIMCEPTION.
2.) Friend 1: Whoa, I think I just had Déjà vu. I remember going to this store before!
Friend 2: SIMCEPTION.
Friend 2: SIMCEPTION.
2.) Friend 1: Whoa, I think I just had Déjà vu. I remember going to this store before!
Friend 2: SIMCEPTION.
Simception by Rocket Slime January 23, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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