company time
Span of time when you are supposed to be at your job and get your work done, but actually used to do several other activities non-work related.
company time by Lord Cthulhu September 12, 2003
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The boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time
When you go to poop during a shift instead of on your break, so you are essentially being paid to poop instead of doing your job. An act of rebelling against the corporate assholes who make 100x what you do, but still pay you pennies.
Manager "Where are you going?"
Employee "To the toilet"
Manager "You should wait until your break"
Employee "The boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time"
Manager "Fair enough"
Employee "To the toilet"
Manager "You should wait until your break"
Employee "The boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time"
Manager "Fair enough"
Company Timer
The use of unsanctioned (in addition to one's break) company time to take an extended bathroom break.
Company Timer by Pinhedd July 14, 2009
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