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commodo dragon 

when you grab the back of a girls head and hold it down while geting oral sex so that your load comes out of her nose.

you may or may not lose your freindship with the girl depending on how drunk or freaky she is.
stephanie was so pissed when i gave her the commodo dragon she hasnt talked to me for weeks
commodo dragon by macten10 December 21, 2009

Cumodo Dragon 

Ejaculating on a man's facial hair, and allowing to it to drip down their face, giving the impression of a bearded dragon.
Larry gave Twan a Cumodo Dragon last night, or so I hear.
Cumodo Dragon by Sinh November 10, 2015

Commodo Dragon 

Roommate #1: Dude, what was up with your GF this morning?
Roommate #2: She went to the bathroom and found that Commodo Dragon that you forgot to flush!
Commodo Dragon by weasel8 August 11, 2011

comoto dragon 

A badass lizard who doesn't need wings to fly!
Man look at that comoto dragon! It's a fire breathing bitch!
comoto dragon by Lexilexilexilou September 3, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026