Cumodo Dragon

Ejaculating on a man's facial hair, and allowing to it to drip down their face, giving the impression of a bearded dragon.
Larry gave Twan a Cumodo Dragon last night, or so I hear.
by Sinh September 26, 2015
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Scottish Driver

The act of taking golf club (preferably a driver), gaining an erection, lifting one's kilt and sticking in your anal cavity. Then using your dick as a joystick to aim the golf club and tee-off.
At the driving range yesterday, Johnson pulled a Scottish Driver on us.
by Sinh September 26, 2015
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