commode-hugging drunk
He was commode-hugging drunk last night.
commode-hugging drunk by The Return of Light Joker April 2, 2010
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knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk
n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.
Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.
knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009
redneck lovin' commode huggin' drunk
Yeah, you should've seen Larry last night. Buddy, I want you to know, he was redneck lovin' commode huggin' drunk! He threw-up in the bathroom when we finally got him home.
redneck lovin' commode huggin' drunk by Shane56 August 15, 2021