comfu 

A hybrid movie genre containing comedic and Kung Fu components. The plots of these movies usually pair an unlikely comedic hero with Jackie Chan and result in the worst elements of both genres.

"Have you seen Shanghai Knights?"
"Nah, I hate comfus"

comfu by sarnzzle February 1, 2008

Comfartible 

To eventually relieve wind after holding it in, in polite company, for quite some time.

The first thing I did as I got off the plane from New York was to make myself comfartible.

Comfartible by Sharksie March 29, 2022

Combustible lemon

A lemon that can burn your house down.

All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

Combustible lemon by TimeDeatH May 22, 2011

combuppance 

An insufferable jerk you used to know - such as an arrogant jock in high school - who later is humiliated by baldness and must resort to a comb over or comb up, or alternatively just wears a hat all the time.

Friend: Did you see that dickhead Colt at the 10-year reunion?
Me: No, I heard he was too embarrassed to come because he's fat and bald now.
Friend: Wow, he really received his combuppance.

combuppance by SHLA April 24, 2014

Combust 

To get turned on or about to feel a certain emotion.

Maria: Jimin looks so hot I’m about to combust!
Anne: dang me too

Combust by Mariethemaria May 29, 2019

comfdaddy 

in a state of extreme comfort and cosiness; used to describe something that is very comfortable and/or cozy

I'm so comfdaddy. This chair is so comfdaddy.

comfdaddy by Lindsey Tullman September 22, 2004

Combusken 

A Pokemon that looks like a yellow dick with arms, legs, and a cannabis leaf on its head. Aside from that, it is the evolved form of Torchic and gained the Fire/Fighting type. Once it reaches level 36, it evolves into Blaziken. This Pokemon started the Fire/Fighting type evolution for the next 2 Fire-type starters. Good thing Delphox broke that chain.

Pokemon Emerald: What? Torchic is evolving!
Congratulations! Your Torchic evolved into Combusken!
Player: That's literally a fucking dick...

Combusken by Pokedex #184 October 15, 2017