comfort dick

The type of dick you give a girl (or boy) to cheer them up. Related to pitty fuck.
Britney: “babe my dog died

Jeff: “so, you want that comfort dick or what?”
by comfort dicker May 11, 2018
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comfort dick

the dick you return to because you are familiar with that phallus; low effort pursuit for that dick because you know it already.
I hooked up with my ex because it was low effort. I know that dick. That's a comfort dick.
by gblowit February 15, 2018
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