comfort dick

The type of dick you give a girl (or boy) to cheer them up. Related to pitty fuck.

Britney: “babe my dog died”

Jeff: “so, you want that comfort dick or what?”

by comfort dicker June 4, 2018

comfort dick

the dick you return to because you are familiar with that phallus; low effort pursuit for that dick because you know it already.

I hooked up with my ex because it was low effort. I know that dick. That's a comfort dick.

by gblowit May 6, 2018