Name awarded to those who pretend to be hardcore. This term refers specifically to officers who want to go down in history as hardcore, but really aren't.
Soldier - Shhh here's come Combat Carl, "Room attention!" Officer - Morning everyone ! Who's ready to come in on our off days and do senseless training????
> A post-career psychological and neurological crash experienced by fighters, often combining depression, identity loss, and early-stage CTE symptoms.
Combatcrash (noun)
A psychological and neurological collapse that occurs after a fighter retires from combat sports. Combatcrash often includes post-competition depression, early signs of CTE, identity loss, emotional instability, and social isolation. It is the silent fallout of transitioning from warrior to ordinary life.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"