Combablefuck

Noun; a messed up situation; like cluster fuck but 10x worse

I was in a combablefuck when I found out my girlfriend and her sister were both pregnant by me..

by Basic Grain September 2, 2019

Cobblefuckhead

An absolute eggy shit who waddles instead of walking and looks like The Penguin from Batman.

Jeffree: Harvey is so dumb. And the way he waddles makes him look like he pissed himself
Bruce: IKR! He's such a cobblefuckhead

by Mr Brucey September 6, 2016

cobblefucked

Something thrown together horribly, falling apart or destroyed.
A mess or disaster.

An extension of cobble and cobbled.

Look at that car, that shit is cobblefucked beyond belief.

by dunkd February 4, 2010