Colton S.

Best drug dealer ever gives weed, meth, coke, crack, and heroin.also will rule the world with communism like hitler planned "hail Hitler" also very smart

definition, colton S. always gets me my weed on time

Colton S. by Colton S. friend April 21, 2022

colton s.

A middle school drug dealer does weeb crack, and meth smart good at math and will be the best dictator hires Arabs to bomb schools

defenishion colton s. is my favorite drug dealer

colton s. by Colton S. friend April 21, 2022

Colton S 

Colton has the biggest penis ever. He probably wears black AF1’s and shoots onsight. Everyone is his opp except for bitches cuz he has them all. He is a actually beast cuz of how big his dick is. If you ever pull up on him it’s over his huge sick that hangs to his knees will be used to hit you in the face and take you out his house.

Colton S is the hottest guy ever.

Colton S is Yb’s son

Colton S by fl_cracker_4l June 21, 2022

Colton's Mom's Vagina 

A joke originally made about an imaginary person named Colton, It refers to his mom as the 66th most dangerous thing in the world.

Colton's Mom's Vagina has serrated teeth around the outer edge, and has come to be fondly known as a,

"Penis-Flysnatch". This is due to it's capabilities of rapidly snapping shut on anything which touces the vaginal walls more than once. A dexterous person always has enough time to get in and pull out, however. This is actually a good workout, and many people have resorted to this to lose calories.

There is an on-off switch within the Vagina, and only one or two people have been recorded to actually be able to consistantly locate it. This causes her vagina to wait another 30 minutes before closing, and it constricts itself to an appropriate tightness.

On that note, although you would expect Colton's mom's vagina to be extremely lose due to all the action it gets, it is able to loosen or slacken itself at will, enabling it to keep a person going longer, increasing the risk of "de-manning him".
Colton's mom is known to prostitute herself at a very cheap price, for this is an easy way for it to get food. The last recorded rate was 15 cents.

"Why's Topher In the Hospitol?"
"He must not have been fast enough with Colton's Mom's Vagina Last night."

"Dude, why are you sweating so prefusely?"
"Just got back from Colton's Mom's house, I couldn't find the on-off switch this time."

"DUDE! Look! A hooker! Only Fifteen cents!"
"STAY THE FUCK AWAY! IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!"

Colton's Mom's Vagina by CJHat April 9, 2010

Colton’s rectal rodeo 

The sexual act of slipping one finger in the ass and with every stoke inserting an extra finger, once the whole arm is inserted go for two…. Proceed to root around like a bear with rabies in a honey pot eventually make your way all the way into the carcass and stay for a while make sure your comfy! do not give her up to the authority’s till cold. (Recommend only for big girls)

Dude you will not believe what I did last night! I pulled off the Colton’s rectal rodeo like we practiced at the beach!! She was skinny as a twig though… I ended up digging through to the hardwood and got a splinter… that was a pisser, thanks the the three guys who showed me the ropes!!

Colton’s rectal rodeo by Big.dicks.shed.n.breakfast October 2, 2021

Colton's Penis

giantly massive

Have you seen the Eiffel tower? It's as big as Colton's Penis!

Colton's Penis by Cxmmon April 12, 2022

Colton's Father

It was a mistake a horrible mistake. I should have known better to get the milk, but instead I have wet the hole. In return I have spawned a true disgrace upon earth. I hope whoever sees this does not make the same mistake I did. The moral of the story is to always buy XL. DONT READ THIS COLTON.

I think I pulled a Colton's Father.

Colton's Father by Xenoblade March 23, 2023