Colossal Fuck

Colossal Fuck - An insult towards a tremendously slow and overweight person who's weight may exceed 300+ pounds of body fat.

Wow, that guy is one colossal fuck.

You're a colossal fuck!

Colossal Fuck by ThyAwesomePossum November 1, 2013

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Colossal Fuck Trumpet

A word that you use when you have no idea what swear are you gonna be using

Person 1: Why are you being such a...
*stares in silence*
Colossal fuck trumpet?

Colossal Fuck Trumpet by SidneysHandle404 March 1, 2024

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colossal fuckup

basically when you had fucked up but to a much great extent.

Person 1: Dude my dog shitted all over the neighbor's yard
Person 2: now that's a colossal fuckup

colossal fuckup by KarateMachinery August 16, 2018

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Collossal Thunder Fuck

Noun. A Collossal Thunder Fuck is a term that applies to a women of the obese variety engaging in sexual intercourse with a skinny man.
Adjective. Extremely potent Marijuana

"I enjoy the bigger women, I would like to get my skinny ass a Collossal Thunderfuck under my belt before i ship out to Afghanistan"

"This Marijuana smells delectable". "Yeah i know, It's some collossal thunder fuck for sure.

Collossal Thunder Fuck by NSROOP May 17, 2010

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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