Colossal Fuck Trumpet

A word that you use when you have no idea what swear are you gonna be using

Person 1: Why are you being such a...
*stares in silence*
Colossal fuck trumpet?

by SidneysHandle404 March 02, 2024

Swineshit

Swineshit is a word used to call a person a "Swine" and call their information Bullshit.

John: I lost my virginity!
Andrew: That's swineshit, Swineshit, john.

by SidneysHandle404 January 15, 2024

Mach Jesus

Mach Jesus is a way to describe something faster than anything in the universe.
If you cant measure how fast the "object" is going, just say "Mach Jesus".
Mach is something used to measure speed.

"News reporter: A missile headed towards a random island going mach jesus has been detected by the navy"

by SidneysHandle404 February 19, 2024