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rose colored glasses 

Seeing the world or past events as only pleasant and happy.
You're looking at the past with rose colored glasses

Race colored glasses 

This refers to someone who sees racial profiling in anything.
Evander sees the world through race colored glasses, sports, college, science, you name it!

shit colored glasses

1.People who are overly clinical,depressive,pessimistic about everything,We could say the see the world through shit colored glasses instead rose colored glasses.
Joe: What's wrong with Paul,he keep harping about how bad everything is.
Jeff: Oh,Paul wears shit colored glasses.
shit colored glasses by ryukage99 August 25, 2011

Rose colored glasses 

Viewing others or yourself in a way that's too good to be true, too good to be reality.
The guy/girl had always worn rose colored glasses, and didn't see that he/she was as much of a hypocrite as everybody else, or that not everybody had to think the way he/she thought about the world, or life.

beer colored glasses

Implies that ones worldview is either clouded or clairified by alcohol. In the tradition of rose colored glasses, yet far more delusional.
Of course she's hot... you're seeing her through beer colored glasses. That's also why she looks thin.
beer colored glasses by hoodrat December 3, 2005

Cum colored glasses 

The feeling you get after someone makes you cum. They look perfect to you because you are looking thru cum colored glasses.
I thought he could do no wrong, of course I was looking at him thru cum colored glasses.
Cum colored glasses by Kat1970 February 7, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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