hoodrat's definitions

university of southern california

the greatest place on earth. spend on your money to get drunk, eat crappy cafeteria food, and do a shit load of work. The place where matt leinart and reggie bush run the school. yeah..you all wish you were trojans!

when at a partay, you can dance on a pole, freek-a-leek in a cage, or hump some basketball star's backside....fuck yeah

by hoodrat November 2, 2004

murty

a man with a huge wang

wow! look at murty, he sure is hung

by hoodrat April 24, 2003

alcohol therapy

Drinking to reduce momentary suffering. Cheaper than psychotherapy and, for a while, more fun.

We broke up a week ago, and i've been in extensive alcohol therapy ever since.

by hoodrat December 1, 2005

fogcutter

^^^^that really hurts...bad

ouch

by hoodrat April 24, 2003

Oliver

Oliver is a very nice guy. He usually has blonde hair and blue or green eyes. He is a flirt with all the girls but usually has someone special on his mind.

friend 1: He’s pretty hot
friend 2: Thats Oliver’s! It sucks though because he likes Porscha.
friend 1: I’ll change that...

by hoodrat November 14, 2019

netblind

Unable to reach online resources such as google, mapquest, or myspace either because your internet connection is down or because you're unable to get to a computer. This might precipitate the need to call a friend and use them as a Tank.

My motherboard fried and I've been netblind ever since. The email must be piled up to my nipples by now.

I can't get you his phone number, it's on myspace and i'm netblind at the minute.

by hoodrat December 15, 2005

HUA

Acronym for Head Up Ass. The implication being that it's difficult to perceive the world in a logical fashion in this condition.

The solution is obvious, but the boss is to HUA to notice.

by Hoodrat March 6, 2005